Vampires Suck

The famous horror tale, broken up chronologically (every entry of this epistolary novel has a date), and sent directly to your podcatcher as it happened. Every time something happened to the characters, RE: DRACULA published an episode, in as close to real time as it happened.

It’s about vampires, but ultimately it’s about recovery, from trauma, from alcoholism, even from cults. It asks: Does time really heal all wounds?

An FBI agent hunts is pulled into the world of the vampires while chasing a serial killer who was sired by the notorious murderer Jack The Ripper.

Shocked by his sire’s murder, young vampire Titus Reed returns to the city. He reopens the case and vows to hunt down the real killer while confronting his violent past, the Second Inquisition, and the politics of Port Saga.

In 1990, four teenagers from Faith, Kansas, are forced to choose between devotion and doubt as they confront an ancient evil determined to destroy their town.

When an anxious altruist becomes chance witness to a vampire’s murderous meal, he takes it upon himself to rid his city of the threat. But the vampire, not so easily defeated, takes an interest of his own in his would-be slayer.

A band of survivors forms a resistance in the fallout shelter of a medieval castle. A battle-tested vampire hunter is at the front line leading the charge to save humanity while her younger sister wants life to return normal so she can go above ground and know what it’s like to live again.

David Flinch had hoped to be spared the horror of serving his family’s lord and master, Lord Underwood, but when he is summoned to the Flinch home in Spain, he knows his luck has run out. But David’s sister, Lydia, craves this servant role and will do anything to get it.

An immersive audio drama about a disparate group of vampires living in the wild-and-wooly world of 1978 New York City. They've been safe and secure for decades… Until one night when a discovery of three little kid vampires turns their world upside-down forever.

5 friends bonded over the BLOODTHIRSTY HEARTS novel series turned movie franchise as kids are now back together for the first-ever fan convention. Things quickly turn into a fight-for-your-life event as creatures from the same universe invade. Will these childhood friends survive the night?

A nurse in A&E has a patient with her throat torn out—the first of many, baffling staff and horrifying the public. The nurse almost becomes victim of the walking, rotting dead things which have been attacking his patients, but is saved by the same man he saw dripping blood into his patient’s eye.

What would you do if you found yourself in a world you never knew existed? What would you do if you had another chance to get justice? How far would you go to find the truth? And can you do all that on your lunch break? There are cases coming in and the Mothman can only wait so long for answers…

When a mysterious ship washes ashore in Whitby, best friends Mina and Lucy begin to wonder if there’s something strange about the new kid in school. With Dr. Van Helsing as their guide, Mina and Lucy will come face to face with a terrifying threat…from the legendary Dracula himself!

From werewolves in the doghouse to new ghouls at work, there’s no problem too strange for this weekly advice segment, from the UK’s only dedicated radio service for the creature community.

A detective investigating a bizarre serial killer stumbles upon a conspiracy by a thousand-year-old vampire to return humanity to its “superior” primal capabilities.

In October of 1929, a witless vampire and a pompous detective set out to prove their intelligence by solving a bloodsucking murder in the hamlet of Nightstar, NY. It’s a mysterious mystery that’s not really about the mystery.

After their car breaks down in Texas, three friends take refuge at the Sweetwater Creek Ranch Inn where they meet a brooding cowboy with a rough exterior, a sexy innkeeper searching for a friend, and a mysterious guest who may or may not be a vampire.

Count Dracula, a centuries-old vampire, leaves Transylvania for the New World, aiming to bring death and destruction. Mina Harker and her husband Jonathan must figure out how to stop him before it’s too late, as they battle against time and the supernatural forces he controls.

Along the treacherous Borgo Pass In the mountains of Transylvania, a meek English real estate agent is on a harrowing journey to meet a new and mysterious client…who also just happens to be the most terrifying and ferocious monster the world has ever known. COUNT DRACULA!!

Vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. There, they found ancient recordings on wax cylinders and 8-tracks. And soon realized they had discovered the audio diary of Dracula!