The Count of Monte Cristo

Rudyard Funn and his equally miserable sister Antigone run a failing funeral parlour, where they get the body in the coffin in the ground on time. But one day they find a new competitor. With their dogsbody Georgie and a mouse called Madeleine, they are taking drastic steps to stay in business...

In a far-off place, an endless forest grows; sprawling, barren, impenetrable. But beyond the tree line… creatures roam free. A land where adventure lurks around every corner. A land where legends are made. A land, called Wild Hollow.

Wallace Conway wakes up to find he’s been implanted with an untraceable earpiece while sleeping. So long as he does everything the voice on the other end tells him, he and his family will live.