Meet Failyn, a middle-aged squire having a mid-life crisis in the Middle Ages. 🫥 His boss - a knight like he wants to be - sucks ass. ⚔️ A princess he desires is all like nah bro. 👑 And worse, a young page named Arthur is surpassing him on the way to becoming legendary. 🏰 Alas, Failyn is too olde for this shit. 🖕
A scripted audio comedy for the rest of us who aren’t destined to be kings.
Cast: FAILYN THE SQUIRE is Bob Turton. PRINCESS MERRILEE is Abby A-O. SIR MOUNTJOY is Josh Covitt. THUM is Kevin Ocampo. ARTIE (ARTHUR) is James Sie. WITCH (ep 1, 5) is Angelique Perrin. THEATER OWNER (ep 1), MAN IN TOWN (ep 1), KNIGHT (ep 2), BANDIT (ep 6) is Blake Walker. WOMAN IN TOWN (ep 1), LADY WYGAN (ep 2) is Katie Massa Kennedy. SIR CHAZ (ep 3) is Adam J. Jefferis. JILTED PRINCESS (ep 3) is Rachna Khatau. LORD SWYNK (ep 4), MERLIN (ep 6) is Ravi Kapoor. KING (ep 4) is Mark McCracken. PRINCE (ep 4, 6) is Parvesh Cheena. FAKE SPONSOR VOICE is Jaya Subramanian. CREDITS are read by Phil Richards.
Written and edited by Nihar K. Patel.
Meet Failyn, a middle-aged squire having a mid-life crisis in the Middle Ages. 🫥 His boss - a knight like he wants to be - sucks ass. ⚔️ A princess he desires is all like nah bro. 👑 And worse, a young page named Arthur is surpassing him on the way to becoming legendary. 🏰 Alas, Failyn is too olde for this shit. 🖕
A scripted audio comedy for the rest of us who aren’t destined to be kings.
Cast: FAILYN THE SQUIRE is Bob Turton. PRINCESS MERRILEE is Abby A-O. SIR MOUNTJOY is Josh Covitt. THUM is Kevin Ocampo. ARTIE (ARTHUR) is James Sie. WITCH (ep 1, 5) is Angelique Perrin. THEATER OWNER (ep 1), MAN IN TOWN (ep 1), KNIGHT (ep 2), BANDIT (ep 6) is Blake Walker. WOMAN IN TOWN (ep 1), LADY WYGAN (ep 2) is Katie Massa Kennedy. SIR CHAZ (ep 3) is Adam J. Jefferis. JILTED PRINCESS (ep 3) is Rachna Khatau. LORD SWYNK (ep 4), MERLIN (ep 6) is Ravi Kapoor. KING (ep 4) is Mark McCracken. PRINCE (ep 4, 6) is Parvesh Cheena. FAKE SPONSOR VOICE is Jaya Subramanian. CREDITS are read by Phil Richards.
Written and edited by Nihar K. Patel.
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