When Everything Cracks

I’ve been kidnapped by aliens dressed as cops.

They moved me from their prison to a simulated hospital.

I can leave any time, but they won’t let me.

If I don’t escape, they’ll keep me here forever.

If I use the telephone, the phone company will sell my innermost secrets to the government.

If I take the medicine they give me, my brain will be replaced with cotton.

So yeah. I’m crazy.